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Wolfe Carol – To The Tune Of “The Twelve Days Of Christmas” By Brian Mitchell

On the first day of this case, reporting what I see:
Some new bullets for my Marley


On the second day of this case, reporting what I see:
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the third day of this case, reporting what I see:
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the fourth day of this case, reporting what I see:
Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the fifth day of this case, reporting what I see:

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the sixth day of this case, reporting what I see:
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the seventh day of this case, reporting what I see:
Seven salons of slimming,
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the eighth day of this case, reporting what I see:
Eight maidens bilking,
Seven salons of slimming,
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the ninth day of this case, reporting what I see:
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maidens bilking,
Seven salons of slimming,
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the tenth day of this case, reporting what I see:
Lord Clivers leaving,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maidens bilking,
Seven salons of slimming,
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the eleventh day of this case, reporting what I see:
Eleven pipes for conking,
Lord Clivers leaving,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maidens bilking,
Seven salons of slimming,
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


On the twelfth day of this case, reporting what I see:
Twelve flummers flumming,
Eleven pipes for conking,
Lord Clivers leaving,
Nine ladies dancing,
Eight maidens bilking,
Seven salons of slimming,
Six asses braying,

Five gold earrings,

Four jailbirds,
Three musketeers,
Two angry loves,
And some new bullets for my Marley


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